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"THE SQUIRES CORNER"

     Wow !! Just imagine Russia with HB first round with only one roll that hit for a six. I ask you what are the odds. Well it did actually happen and to me. A young lad that goes by the name of Einstein had the honor of being the first that I know of and I have been around since 94. I read all of the logs and again do not remember this happening in the past. I can and will be corrected if any of you know of another occasion of this happening.

     Just so that you all believe, here it is for all to stare at .

     The cost for this, well, let just say that young Einstien no longer has a soul. There are also a few less virgins around his town.

Game: 9657 (rdbaker43@starpower.net vs Sohoha@email.msn.com)
Code: IAKgiG6U5ocZo (07:56:21 hrs.) [club info: 07:56:211x1a 1]
Roller: Tech roller
Results:
6*
Total succesfull rolls: 1
You reported you already have achieved the following advances:
None
You achieved the following Weapons Development Advances
Roll: Heavy Bombers


S.S

Young Einstein who has it seems, become so envolved with techs he invented a new one. It is called mobile battle ships. You can do all kinds of things with these ships as the roll below shows. Sorry but this has to be the DUH ! move of the month

Game # 8915

roller@axisandallies.net VS rdbaker43@starpower.net

It seems like we all are taking shots at Eieinie the first one from his opponent

Einstein, even you should know that BBs can't participate in battles involving land locked technologies. There is no Tech advance which is 'BB Treads'.

Hereare the Prime Minister's remarks

Take it easy on this guy...first he is a Canadian and secondly he is a rookie...YOU should be catching his mistakes, not the other way around :)

Regards,

Joe Desroches alias Capt Chaos wrote:

You left your battleships on the Sin and Ken battles. Them boats get around pretty good. No difference in the outcome. The reason for all of this can be found just follow your cursor on down
Description: sink


> > Results for requested rolling follows
< > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > Attacker: 1 arm 2 ftr 2 bb support shots
> > Defender: 1 inf
> >
> > AA gun: None
> >
> > Attacker:
> > BB Support Shots: 2*,4* (2 hits)
> > Armour: 1* (1 hits)
> > Fighters: 5,6 (0 hits)
> > Total Attacker Hits: 3
> >
> > Defender:
> > Infantry: 6 (0 hits)
> > Total Defender Hits: 0
> >
> > Defender troops destroyed, territory might be captured by Attacker with 5
> units


S.S. what needs to be said about this roll is, it is evil just pure evil

w0nderd0g@yahoo.com VS psu_sigep@msn.com

We have received a request for the IAAPA Dice Server
The IAAPA Ground Combat Roller was used for:

Game Number: 9455
Country: US, Turn: 10, 3
Attacker: w0nderd0g@yahoo.com - Defender: psu_sigep@msn.com
Description: GER

Results for requested rolling follows
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Attacker: 1 inf 3 bmb (attacker has Heavy Bombers)
Defender: 1 inf 2 arm 2 ftr

AA gun: None

Attacker:
Infantry: 4 (0 hits)
Bombers: 4*,3*,2*,2*,4*,4*,4*,4*,1* (9 hits)
Total Attacker Hits: 9

Defender:
Infantry: 4 (0 hits)
Armour: 3,4 (0 hits)
Fighters: 6,3* (1 hits)
Total Defender Hits: 1

Defender troops destroyed, territory might be captured by Attacker with 3 units



Yea!! I the poor squire was taken to the cleaners by an Englishman by the name of Oliver and not the Twist guy. read below but beware for U have entered the tech zone of nightmareish dice.

We have received a request for the IAAPA dice server
The Technology Dice Roller was used for:

Game Number: 9774
Country: JA, Turn: 6, Round: 1
Attacker: supersub@ntlworld.com <mailto:supersub@ntlworld.com> - Defender: Sohoha@email.msn.com <mailto:Sohoha@email.msn.com>
Description: Tech

Results for requested rolling follows
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4,6*,6*,3,6*,6*,4,1,6*,6*

Total succesfull rolls: 6
You reported you already have achieved the following advances:
None

You achieved the following Weapons Development Advances
Roll: Super Submarines
Roll: Jet Power
Roll: Long Range Aircraft
Roll: Heavy Bombers
Roll: Rocket Technology
Roll: Industrial Technology
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then I had to suffer from the razor blades and lemon juice mixed with salt treatment ass U can see

Japan buys 10 tech rolls saves 1

ITS A FULL HOUSE....ALL SIX.....
OH WHAT A CARRY ON!!!!

I will have to have a lie down and try to stop laughing
I may not recover until tomorrow morning!
Cheers!!! Norman

HEEHAAAHEEE!!!!

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Now here is someething that U do not see very often, if at all the taking of the eastern U,S,A but he did do it so congratulations to U
S.S.

Game #9954:
GE-5.1:east us

> Game Number: 9954
> Country: GE, Turn: 5, 1
> Attacker: tigrrgrr@yahoo.com - Defender: skyace@shaw.ca
> Description: east us
>
> Results for requested rolling follows
> ------------------------------------------------------
>
> Attacker: 2 inf 1 ftr
> Defender: 1 bmb
>
> AA gun: None
>
> Attacker:
> Infantry: 1*,5 (1 hits)
> Fighters: 6 (0 hits)
> Total Attacker Hits: 1
>
> Defender:
> Bombers: 4 (0 hits)
> Total Defender Hits: 0
>
> Defender troops destroyed, territory might be captured by Attacker with 3 units

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